OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself 好吧~下面我来为大家表演水下憋气 You can try this at home 电视机前的观众也欢迎来试试看 You can be just like me! 你也可以和我一样 Mic check one two.. we recordin? 麦克风准备，录了伐？ I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this 我是致癌物，所以我嘴你的时候你都不敢吭声 If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus 要是你拿着你给Canibus写的歌词来跟我 battleI strangled you to death then I choked you again 我直接把你掐死然后再呛到你哑口 Then break your fxxkin legs till your bones poke through your skin 接着打断你的狗腿看到你骨头刺穿你的皮肤 You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally 和我炒牛肉，我也一样弄死你 Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally 哪怕Jerry Springer（脱口秀主持人）帮你忙，我也天经地义的揍你 I get you blunted off of funny home grown 我让你道出自己童年的家乡趣事 Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono 当我哈多了的时候我撞树上比Sonny Bono还猛(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs（oh 不~） 所以如果我说我从来不碰粉 That would mean I lie AND get fxxked more than the President does 那就代表我撒谎而且被(河蟹)操的次数比总统还多 Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert 希拉里克林顿叫我邪魔外道还想封杀我 I ripped her fxxkin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!) 我把她丫的扁桃体拽出来再把冰冻果子露塞进去（贱人！） My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge 我神经受损，前些日子我快崩溃 Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fxxk you!) 对香草冰（一个rapper）无爱，拔了他那金色的雷鬼头（日） Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez和我出去过的妞现在都要变成蕾丝边了 Follow me and do exactly what the song says: 无论我歌里说什么她们都跟着做 smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink 哈大(河蟹)麻，吞药丸，不去上学，杀人饮血 And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal 跳出管制好像无法无天 I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal 我很二了但还是能偷超市里的东西 So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill 所以我也就有资格钓到Lauryn Hill（人家又没惹你。。） Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill 有些人认为我出头靠的是肤色不是实力 Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill 在圈子里我就好像是绿色的套子橙色的美刀 But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist 但你们睁大眼睛看看，我根本没有被排斥 How the fxxk can I be white, I don't even exist 我TM是白人怎么了，我都没活下来 I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave 我有刮脸，洗澡喜欢胡言乱语 Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave 死于用药过量然后从坟墓里爬出来 My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? 我的中指永远竖着想看我怎么摇摆 And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? 这就是我要教给小孩子的该怎么做 Now follow me and do exactly what you see 看清楚就跟着我好好做 Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! 别说你不想长大像我一样 I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. 我打女人吃魔菇然后吃过量 Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! 现在别说你不想长大像我一样 Me and Marcus Allen went over to see NicoleMarus Allen 和我去找Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' 一阵敲门声响起，一定是Ron Gold Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold 跳到门后，性爱Party先等等 Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) 把他俩都宰了还把血抹到白色野马身上（俺们做到了- -） My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk 我脑子不会运作如果我脊椎不抽搐I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt 扒了Garth Brooks的水钻体恤衫 I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer 我不是玩家我只是个屌的韵脚制造人 That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) 唾沫星子能把罐子盖子喷出大气层 My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue 我饶舌的路子太邪乎，我刚从太平间里逃出来 witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch 把奶奶的尸体扔到你家走廊里 Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on 穿着斗篷跳进动画片《小鹰》里 And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn 拿起橡子把来亨鸡福亨砸 I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits我要和Norman Bates（精神病人） 一样正常，带着扭曲的人性 A premature birth that was four minutes late 一个迟了4分钟的早产 Mother.. are you there? I love you 老妈，在吗？爱你耦 I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel 我可不是故意拿铲子砸你头 Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed 谁能给我解释下为啥 a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? 我用电锯割自己大动脉现在会感到疼？ I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts 休息下叹口气，我要么爽要么二 Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I 因为如果你没有让屋子变倾斜的话那我也没有 So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass 所以当你看到你妈拿着体温表塞进她菊花里 Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her 那么就能解释为什么我也这样做 Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with 当我饶舌的时候大便也跟着出来I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it 我买了Cage（尼古拉斯凯奇？）的带子，播放，然后给他配音 I came to the club drunk with a fake ID 带张假身（河蟹）份证到酒吧喝的烂醉如泥 Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! 别说你不想长大像我一样 I've been with 10 women who got HIV 上了十个女人她们都有艾滋病 Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! 现在别说你不想长大像我一样 I got genital warts and it burns when I pee 我一小便就疼鸡鸡上都是病毒 Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! 别说你不想长大像我一样 I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree 我把鸡鸡用绳子打个结从树上往下跳 You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! 八成你就想长大像我一样
