[热门段子&微博头条] 每日神段子丨秦海璐被认成了达康书记！

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[color=#191919]1.醍醐灌顶 [/color]
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[color=#191919]2.看完王俊凯这个答案，我只想对三字弟弟说：大佬。[/color]
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[color=#191919]3.哈哈哈哈真的就是凤凰传奇本奇[/color]
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[color=#191919]4.庄先生耐斯[/color]
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[color=#191919]5.稍微遇到点困难就想哭，我可能是人生嘤家 [/color]
[color=#191919]6.我每天点开最多的两个APP的主要用途[/color]
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[color=#191919]7.饮水机都开始秀恩爱……而且看起来很幸福[/color]
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[color=#191919]8.地铁上碰见两个阿姨[/color]
[color=#191919]阿姨A：你看我这双鞋子，才在网上看了下，好烦啊买贵了，不划算[/color]
[color=#191919]阿姨B：怎么会？很适合你的脚型啊，颜色也合适，配你那条连衣裙也刚合适，我都想买一双试试[/color]
[color=#191919]阿姨A：那我卖给你？[/color]
[color=#191919]阿姨B：不要，显老 [/color]
[color=#191919]9.好了好了知道了[/color]
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[color=#191919]10.成语释义六款。[/color]
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[color=#191919]11.妈妈很气[/color]
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[color=#191919]12.分手应该体面，谁都不要哭得像大便[/color]
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[color=#191919]13.岛国一妹子对爱豆的衷心祝愿…话糙理不糙，非常实在了[/color]
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[color=#191919]14.有些人真的不是高冷，只是近视+反应慢+面瘫+怕生而已[/color]
[color=#191919]15.我这个人经不起表扬，你如果表扬我 [/color]
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[color=#191919]16.哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[/color]
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[color=#191919]17.正吃着午饭看见这张图直接笑喷了米饭…… [/color]
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[color=#191919]18.哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[/color]
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