1、关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，whats your QQ!
2、但使龙城飞将在, come on baby dont be shy....
3、急急如律令，do blow job in the rain
4、天上掉下个林妹妹，whatever im gay
5、两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
6、问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl
7、床前明月光，theres something wrong~
8、问世间情为何物，what the fūck can I do
9、众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do
10、云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
11、人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
12、举头望明月，twinkle, twinkle, little star
13、游人甚多，绿女红男 I am no man
14、山外青山楼外楼，i will always love you
15、飞流直下三千尺，Like a virgin.
16、鹅，鹅，鹅，Yo，Yo，Yo
17、天天想你，DAY DAY UP
18、身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
19、莫等闲 白了少年头 not at all
20、人生自古谁无死，i dont wanna be a single !
21、忽如一夜春风来，you are shit in my eye
22、多少楼台烟雨中，what‘s going on
23、我劝天公重抖擞，Oh my gosh oh oh oh ~~
24、不识庐山真面目，cause we have PhotoShop
25、今朝有酒今朝醉，i just wanna run away
26、朱雀桥边野草花，Sheldon said bazinga.
27、哀哀父母生育我, one ring to rule them all
28、男儿何不带吴钩，fūck the girl then you go.
29、王师北定中原日，congratulations~
30、空山新雨后 fire in the hole
31、月落乌啼霜满天，what are u fūcking doing man
32、最是人间留不住，fly me to the end sky~
33、商女不知亡国恨，welcome to china.
34、踏破铁鞋无觅处，Potato also make you full
35、醉卧沙场君莫笑，lets go to haidilao
36、秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one.
37、洛阳亲友如相问，you are always my best friend！
38、念桥边红药，MC Stone is singing yao yao yao
39、意外怀孕怎么办 I am Justin Bieber fan
40、满园春色关不住，Fridays coming soon~~！！
41、有缘千里来相会，call me tonight im free!!!
42、人面不知何处去 ，coming again the pocky day！
43、东风夜放花千树，elephant in the zoo
44、唯独蓑笠翁，to be number one
45、春色满园关不住，one zhi red xing out of the door
46、故人西辞黄鹤楼，I say love you say no.
47、少壮不努力，lets have a cup of tea.
48、少壮不努力，no girl no baby.
49、众里寻他千百度，where is my chill cool?
50、爱江山不爱美人，love Gay Dont love opposite
51、金风玉露一相逢，you are the whole world
52、朱门酒肉臭，Im hungry.
53、中西合璧疗效好，nothing is impossible
54、山有木兮木有枝，you havent even heard me
55、清明时节雨纷纷，everybody dies。借问酒家何处有，can u speak english？
56、死去元知万事空，you will never walk alone
57、树上的鸟儿成双对，make love everyday…
58、停车坐爱枫林晚，look listen and see.
59、春色满园关不住，lets rock and roll.
60、春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
61、才下眉头，却上心头。What the hell im going to do？
62、山外青山楼外楼 i wont always love you...
63、此恨绵绵无绝期，long time no see！
64、离离原上草，grassll grow tall`~ 一岁一枯荣，may be dead soon 野火烧不尽，its not an ending~ 春风吹又生，please pay attention !!!
65、人有悲欢离合，Im not that into her！
66、衣带渐宽终不悔，I regret to no mony.
67、山穷水复疑无路 dont ask me asshole
68、野火烧不尽, you are still the same
69、莫愁前路无知己，make friend for fūcking
70、取次花丛懒回顾，thats the reason im a gay
71、山无棱,天地合,where is the girl
72、曾经沧海难为水，what the fūck did you say
73、今朝有酒今朝醉，tmr is another day
74、床前明月光,lets have fun
75、两岸猿声啼不住，no cash no power what should I do?
76、停车坐爱枫林晚，baby baby one more time!
77、人生若只如初见，you say hello I say hi.
78、天生我材必有用，I can play football..
79、愿得一人心，go to sleep。
80、劝君更进一杯酒，cant do this without u
81、粉身碎骨浑不怕，i dont give a fūck
82、花开堪折直须折，just do it
83、春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in.....
84、浪子回头金不换,ill be the one
85、天若有情天亦老,not at all
86、众里寻他千百度,just dont know what to do
87、雕栏玉砌应犹在,love the way you lie
88、玉人何处教吹箫,men love blowjob
89、同是天涯沦落人,lost in desperation
90、直挂云帆济沧海,i believe i can fly
91、问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
92、垂死病中惊坐起 what the fūck you are doing!!!!!
93、少小离家老大归，im always on my way
94、红杏枝头春意闹，stop crying your heart out.
95、十年一觉扬州梦，no money, no talking
96、春城無處不飛花，lets go to the cinema
97、江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，cant play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all
98、春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
99、此情可待成追忆，someone you like but not me.
100、葡萄美酒夜光杯，Po-po-po-po-poker face.
10、问世间情为何物，what the fūck can I do
102、爷娘闻女来，举身赴清池，阿姊闻妹来，自挂东南枝，小弟闻姊来，with or with out you
103、曾经沧海难为水，what the fūck did you say
104、无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
105、此情可待成追忆，let it be
106、林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
107、回眸一笑百媚生 say JB without picture
108、感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
109、满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
110、少壮不努力，you will be a pig.
111、衣带渐宽终不悔，i will make you be a gay.
112、十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everythings gone。纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，hairs long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。
113、两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
114、空山新雨后 fire in the hole
115、人不寐，将军白发征夫泪，jingle all the way。
116、感时花溅泪，fūck me everyday
117、闲云潭影日悠悠，I stuck in wrong hole。
118、争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
119、今朝有酒今朝醉，will you be my little three
120、浊酒一杯家万里，are you fūcking kidding me
2、但使龙城飞将在, come on baby dont be shy....
3、急急如律令，do blow job in the rain
4、天上掉下个林妹妹，whatever im gay
5、两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
6、问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl
7、床前明月光，theres something wrong~
8、问世间情为何物，what the fūck can I do
9、众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do
10、云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
11、人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
12、举头望明月，twinkle, twinkle, little star
13、游人甚多，绿女红男 I am no man
14、山外青山楼外楼，i will always love you
15、飞流直下三千尺，Like a virgin.
16、鹅，鹅，鹅，Yo，Yo，Yo
17、天天想你，DAY DAY UP
18、身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
19、莫等闲 白了少年头 not at all
20、人生自古谁无死，i dont wanna be a single !
21、忽如一夜春风来，you are shit in my eye
22、多少楼台烟雨中，what‘s going on
23、我劝天公重抖擞，Oh my gosh oh oh oh ~~
24、不识庐山真面目，cause we have PhotoShop
25、今朝有酒今朝醉，i just wanna run away
26、朱雀桥边野草花，Sheldon said bazinga.
27、哀哀父母生育我, one ring to rule them all
28、男儿何不带吴钩，fūck the girl then you go.
29、王师北定中原日，congratulations~
30、空山新雨后 fire in the hole
31、月落乌啼霜满天，what are u fūcking doing man
32、最是人间留不住，fly me to the end sky~
33、商女不知亡国恨，welcome to china.
34、踏破铁鞋无觅处，Potato also make you full
35、醉卧沙场君莫笑，lets go to haidilao
36、秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one.
37、洛阳亲友如相问，you are always my best friend！
38、念桥边红药，MC Stone is singing yao yao yao
39、意外怀孕怎么办 I am Justin Bieber fan
40、满园春色关不住，Fridays coming soon~~！！
41、有缘千里来相会，call me tonight im free!!!
42、人面不知何处去 ，coming again the pocky day！
43、东风夜放花千树，elephant in the zoo
44、唯独蓑笠翁，to be number one
45、春色满园关不住，one zhi red xing out of the door
46、故人西辞黄鹤楼，I say love you say no.
47、少壮不努力，lets have a cup of tea.
48、少壮不努力，no girl no baby.
49、众里寻他千百度，where is my chill cool?
50、爱江山不爱美人，love Gay Dont love opposite
51、金风玉露一相逢，you are the whole world
52、朱门酒肉臭，Im hungry.
53、中西合璧疗效好，nothing is impossible
54、山有木兮木有枝，you havent even heard me
55、清明时节雨纷纷，everybody dies。借问酒家何处有，can u speak english？
56、死去元知万事空，you will never walk alone
57、树上的鸟儿成双对，make love everyday…
58、停车坐爱枫林晚，look listen and see.
59、春色满园关不住，lets rock and roll.
60、春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
61、才下眉头，却上心头。What the hell im going to do？
62、山外青山楼外楼 i wont always love you...
63、此恨绵绵无绝期，long time no see！
64、离离原上草，grassll grow tall`~ 一岁一枯荣，may be dead soon 野火烧不尽，its not an ending~ 春风吹又生，please pay attention !!!
65、人有悲欢离合，Im not that into her！
66、衣带渐宽终不悔，I regret to no mony.
67、山穷水复疑无路 dont ask me asshole
68、野火烧不尽, you are still the same
69、莫愁前路无知己，make friend for fūcking
70、取次花丛懒回顾，thats the reason im a gay
71、山无棱,天地合,where is the girl
72、曾经沧海难为水，what the fūck did you say
73、今朝有酒今朝醉，tmr is another day
74、床前明月光,lets have fun
75、两岸猿声啼不住，no cash no power what should I do?
76、停车坐爱枫林晚，baby baby one more time!
77、人生若只如初见，you say hello I say hi.
78、天生我材必有用，I can play football..
79、愿得一人心，go to sleep。
80、劝君更进一杯酒，cant do this without u
81、粉身碎骨浑不怕，i dont give a fūck
82、花开堪折直须折，just do it
83、春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in.....
84、浪子回头金不换,ill be the one
85、天若有情天亦老,not at all
86、众里寻他千百度,just dont know what to do
87、雕栏玉砌应犹在,love the way you lie
88、玉人何处教吹箫,men love blowjob
89、同是天涯沦落人,lost in desperation
90、直挂云帆济沧海,i believe i can fly
91、问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
92、垂死病中惊坐起 what the fūck you are doing!!!!!
93、少小离家老大归，im always on my way
94、红杏枝头春意闹，stop crying your heart out.
95、十年一觉扬州梦，no money, no talking
96、春城無處不飛花，lets go to the cinema
97、江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，cant play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all
98、春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
99、此情可待成追忆，someone you like but not me.
100、葡萄美酒夜光杯，Po-po-po-po-poker face.
10、问世间情为何物，what the fūck can I do
102、爷娘闻女来，举身赴清池，阿姊闻妹来，自挂东南枝，小弟闻姊来，with or with out you
103、曾经沧海难为水，what the fūck did you say
104、无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
105、此情可待成追忆，let it be
106、林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
107、回眸一笑百媚生 say JB without picture
108、感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
109、满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
110、少壮不努力，you will be a pig.
111、衣带渐宽终不悔，i will make you be a gay.
112、十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everythings gone。纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，hairs long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。
113、两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
114、空山新雨后 fire in the hole
115、人不寐，将军白发征夫泪，jingle all the way。
116、感时花溅泪，fūck me everyday
117、闲云潭影日悠悠，I stuck in wrong hole。
118、争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
119、今朝有酒今朝醉，will you be my little three
120、浊酒一杯家万里，are you fūcking kidding me
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