王绎龙 - 邻家美眉
演唱：王绎龙
男：星期天的一个下午 我牵着狗狗去散步 突然看到了一位美女 她的身材让人按耐不住 我悄悄走到她的面前 想找个机会抛个媚眼 没想到她却对我说 女：你去哪儿啊？绎龙哥 男：我以为她是我的歌迷 结果她说她是邻居小丽 我被吓得喘不过气 这简直就是晴天霹雳 Artificial beautiful girl. Very common around the world. Artificial beautiful girl. What was she thinking you know？ Artificial beautiful girl. Shes Artificial beautiful girl.
女：绎龙哥你别吃惊 让我来慢慢说给你听 减肥减掉30公斤 再从头到脚来整形 男：说你是小丽我无法当真 原来是整形让你变身 我不敢相信我的眼睛 你越看越像某个明星 女：看看我漂亮的双眼皮 你是否开始对我着迷 男：小丽小丽你要冷静 你再放电我就要没命 Artificial beautiful girl. Very common around the world. Artificial beautiful girl. What was she thinking you know？ Artificial beautiful girl. Shes a Artificial beautiful girl.
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